Bungee Jump Stag Prank

If you're looking for an awesome prank to pull on your soon to be married mate, this one is pretty damn funny. Stage a blindfold bungee jump from a 2' high platform. Bring a change of underwear for the stag, just in case.

It's an old saying, that even the seven dwarfs tweeted while they were on the job. But this Cockatiel is taking it a little further and is having a good old whistle while he does his best to plant his seed for the future. PLAYA!

Shortly after this, the adults thought it'd be funny have the kid snort a line of sugar off his grandma's chest. Later he passed out and woke up with a tiger in his playroom.

Poor Cher Lloyd, she’s trying to perform for the X-Factor judges and she keeps getting interrupted by an angry Scottish lady. It’s her own fault, she’s a grown woman and should know how to flush the toilet for chrissakes.

This is what the Christian right wishes Jesus went around the world doing, but sadly, it’s just the work of someone’s twisted imagination. And thank the Lord it is, because otherwise Rick Perry would be creaming in his pants.

We all know some people who have gotten a bit big for their social media britches. Well now you can take them down a peg or two with the F*ckyer hastag, a way for you to get back at those who clog up your feeds with crap.

Still can't get that classic Gotye tune out of your head? Wanna substitute it with something a little less depressing? How about amusing alternate lyrics from the guys at College Humor? Same great tune, fresh new lolz.

The Pokemon franchise finally snaps and spends some of it's monumental accrued wealth on bringing the games up to speed with late 90's quality 3D visuals. A brave move, but will it pay off? Do we even care?

Cannot wait for this show, there's nothing that makes me feel like a human being more than seeing orphaned children suffering. It's one of the great pleasures of life, so what if a kid's life is ruined, I'm getting some giggles.

So you've not got an iPhone, huh? What kind of worthless human being are you? You don't deserve to live, because you probably torture animals & steal candy from babies. You monster!

Some men like their women to smell like they own them, & that’s why someone saw a gap in the market and made this. Ah, the authorial smell of control. Delightful. Now go make me a fucking a sammich!!!!