Baby's First Word

When you're filming you child and he utters his first fully formed word you don't want it to be a word like this. Still it could have been a lot worse. He could have said "Tittysprinkles", "Clungenugget" or even "Bieber"

See? This is what happens when you take the arts out of the schools-- Girls end up in gym class causing accidents.

Note to self: if you see a dune buggy attached to a parachute falling out of the sky, run the other way. Thankfully, NO serious injuries after this one.

These two geniuses found a way to fail 'free time' in gym class. But don't panic, the good news is that their inability to handle rope swings means their virginity pact is still solid.

It might seem cruel but just think of all the lives that this kind of research has saved It's a messy job but someone has to do it. Kittens, the people of earth owe you a tremendous debt of gratitude. *Salutes*

Be afraid. The world's first fully robotic feline is here. You can tell he's a robot because of the noises he is making. If you need more proof than that you'll have to try and catch him on the dance floor.

This rescue helicopter slices a telephone line as it begins to take off. "No one else in this county gets to call 911! NO ONE!"

Another example of how cats are evolving to one day (soon) take over control of the planet and make us their slaves. The only weapon we have against this apocolypse is a laser pointer, gets them every time.

It has the classic slasher horror set-up, the seemingly helpless female home alone in her underwear, a crazed knife-wielding maniac stalking her trying to break into her house, but then...oh my God ...it's... it's... Neeeeeyaaaargh!

A mashup of the flame haired 1940's icon and some flare sporting 1970s cheese. Like the Daft Punk charleston video, these two fit together so well that you'd swear it wasn't even a mashup at all.

Someone's just invented a new sport! It's kinda like water-skiing or wakeboarding except instead of riding the waves, you're underneath them! All you get to use is this simple wing and a lungful of air. Looks fun.