Jack Sparrow Channel No.5

If you've seen the hilariously bad Brad Pitt advert for Channel No.5 then you ought to appreciate this. It's not really Brad's fault, all perfume adverts are pretentious and stupid. It's a fundamental law of nature.

Adam Buxton brings us a kids counting song that not only teaches them basic numeracy but also the harsh realities of modern life. If you want your kids jaded and miserable, then play them this song!

What happens when you have a terrible soccer player, a goal with no net and a kid with a video camera? You have all the ingredients for some great FAIL. Grandma gets nailed in the dome. Gold!

No other medium has the creative possibilities and imaginative potential of video games — right now we're seeing new generations of game designers ripping up the rule book.

Suffice to say if you're partially sighted and are averse to bumps, bruises and hilarious crashes, it would probably be unwise to take up BMXing through forests on your weekends. This guy has SERIOUS determination.

It's way too hot for this dog to handle an outdoor pool, so he tries to bring it indoors. Clearly a little bit of brains go a long way... and get stuck at the patio door.

Samuel Bemis accidentally hit an eager fan who jumped in front of his car at a recent F1 Japan benefit for victims of the earthquake and tsunamai that hit Japan.

Not quite sure what they're trying to achieve here in the first place, other than slamming their buddy's face onto the ground which they excel themselves in!

Whoops. A phone number on Chad Ochocinco's cereal boxes is supposed to connect callers to a Feed the Children line but instead connects them to a sex line. Coincidence? Chance? Mistake?

Incredibly this video is not edited, and that weird noise coming from the cat's mouth that sounds like he's swallowed a few frog for his supper is actually coming from the cat. Go figure.

This is what happens when you don't listen to what your parents tell you.. lol