Cell Phone Fighting

When two phones go to war, the internet wins. It's way less controversial than cockfights and cheaper too! have you priced cocks recently? They're kinda pricey. That's inflation for you though, I guess.

This looks like a good gang to be in, lots of hot girls who like nothing more than carving a newbie into the mountainside on their boards. And there’s not a blonde-haired gnarly dude in sight.

Having the wife decide on a ridiculous name for your first born is a bitter pill to swallow. Especially if the name is both ugly and hilarious. Still, take a big swig of delicious beverage and console yourself.

A prolonged webcam girl career is definitely not good for health!

Are you ready for the coolest party of the rest of your life? If the answer is 'yes' then we need some essential goodies to make this happen - One account and one login is all you need to get started. Plug in, turn on and tune out.

It just leaves you wondering "What the hell did he do after this?"....The HORROR!. The time and effor the puts in and his proximity to his goal make all the funnier when he fails. Epic.

Genius. From what I can gather this is actually really real. Someone has created a robotic toilet shaped goalie that defends the goal by firing it's contents at the incoming ball with such velocity that it blasts the ball clear.

I don't think he's going to be able to cop out of this one.

What it lacks in complexity it more than makes up for with efficacy. All it requires is a cherry bomb and a box of matches and a mate who can take a joke and (if possible) has a spare pair of underpants.

TED have covered a LOT of ground in their various talks and seminars, but there's one thing they've neglected to tackle thus far; the zombie apocalypse. Thankfully they are rectifying this with an animated discussion of zombiism.

Behold! The trailer for 1989 movie Moontrap, an alien artifact and bringing it back to earth. But, uh-oh, that alien artifact is an extraterristial war robot and all kinds of shit hits the fan, including the special FX.