World's Fastest Robot

If this robot was dealing me cards I wouldn't trust it as far as I could throw it. Which probably wouldn't be that far. Someone should teach it some slight of hand card magic though, just for the hell of it.

This guy might have bionic knees, but I'm pretty sure that trick doesn't work on his head!

Long ago an epic battle raged, between two disparate tribes. The foot soldiers of the Almighty versus some Devil's spawn from a seedy strip club.

This is why we all used to wear Air Jordans - He's over 50 years old and he can still dunk a basket ball, what more could you want from a national hero? I'm just glad i wasn't that kid getting dunked on.

Sometimes the need for a good lawyer is not needed - I didn't know they allowed this.. LOL

The best I can manage is skydiving on Wii Sports Resort and even that makes me feel a bit queasy with vertigo. I wonder if this guy robs banks in his spare time dressed in a mask of an ex-president? Back off Warchild, seriously.

This guy trained his cat to ring a bell for treats. Now, when the cat wants treats, it will lay down in front of the bell and ask his servant (the human) to give him them. Then when he gets full, he pushes the bell away and cleans his paws.

It's very rare that you'll let slip an air biscuit and not realise it was you. With this cute little dog it happens every single time it's master pushes the button on their fart machine. He definitely heard himself fart, but didn't feel a thing. How stran

It might look like some kind of weird stretched van, but in actual fact this is a real-life transformer. It changes from a van into a van and a boat! If it also changed into a robot it would be perfect.

See a penny, pick it up, then a bunch of strangers in costumes come out of nowhere and scare the living crap out of you. The only good thing about this happening would be those hot chicks!

This ubermensch hits pitchbacks like he's playing a video game. Why? Because he's an unearthly talented baseball BOSS, maybe? Or he's unearthly talented at After Effects, but no one could hit like this. Not even Kenny Powers.