Great Pick-up Lines In Science

I think 'Great' might be stretching it a bit. You couldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses mouth with one of these stinkers. Still, the Stephen Hawking voice is pretty damn alluring, might practice that one...

His mom gives him the nod, “The camera’s pointing at you son”. And that’s it, he’s off owning his 15 minutes of glory up and down the steps - This is as close to spontaneous genius-tastic as it gets!

Drones, they’re pretty cool and all that, but there’s one thing they can’t quite do yet, they can’t deliver a sausage at 100mph — this man set out to change all that.

This video speaks the truth.. Thank goodness phones now learn words not in their original dictionaries- LOL

And you thought February had got away with it, but no, here is the roundup of all the people who had a bad month. Will the internet ever get tired of seeing people fall over and injure themselves? No, no it won’t.

Yeah, you heard me right. This fine upstanding gentleman has created an slingshot that fires small vibrating massage devices at high velocities. He demonstrates their penetrative power on a block of ballistics gel.

This dude takes his girlfriend to the Venetian in Las Vegas for a romantic gondola ride but steps in then flips over the edge of the boat.

Being able to draw a perfect freehand circle at will is both impressive and utterly, woefully useless. It's like being able to recite pi to 32 decimal places; bugger all use and nerdy to the nth degree.

Revenge is always sweet - Baking pan girl gets owned by pie guy.. LOL

Wow. This movie has pretty much every ingredient to make it a total classic, hot chicks in leather wielding guns and kicking A! And as if that wasn't enough it's got samurai ninjas with huge machine guns too. F#ck yea!

I have a sneaking suspicion that this video might have been overdubbed with a slightly embelished mousy howl. If animals really did make noises like this though I'd watch a lot more nature documentaries.