How Not To Light A BBQ

If the good weather recently has inspired you to have a bbq then please whatever you do don't light it like this. It couldn't have gone much more wrong. NEVER invite these guys to your BBQ.

Soccer players get a lot of crap, deservedly, for faking injuries to add time to the game. This is not one of those fake injuries.

The pilot doesn't start high enough on a low flying loop and ejects out of his plane sending it crashing into the ground.

There's winners, and then there are weiners, sometimes the difference between them is very small! Wow, this may be the first time I've ever seen someone lose by a nose - OUCH!

Movie cliches, even those words are a cliche. Any minute now I’m gonna get sucked into a black hole that'll open in my computer keyboard & then I’ll end up in a magical world being ruled by an evil witch.

Spider bite leaves a huge gaping hole in the side of this lady's face.. SICK-SICK-SICK! - WTF

There's nothing funnier than illiterate intenet postings, except those same poorly typed prose being read by a classically trained Shakespearean actor, purposefully enunciating all the typos perfectly.

Like Muse or hate them, you can't deny that as far as the shuffle dance goes, Mr. Bellamy is the undisputed king. Not only was it a perfect reverse circle, but his timing for the vocals was absolutely spot on.

This is Ben Grove, with a killer hangover, on the meanish streets of Manchester, surfing the curb on his board of power. Nothing can stop him, not even one of those barriers that cars have to stop in front of...

I call it just plain showing off, but then isn't that what cheerleading is about? I bet they spent a serious amount of time mastering this one in the gym, because when this goes wrong I wouldn't want to see the results.

Skynet all started with a robotic hand. Before they knew what was going on the computers rose up and bitchslapped humanity. I'm not saying that's going to happen, but I will say that I'm buying lots of tinned food...