http://www.abum.com/Funny machine - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2026Mon, 26 May 2014 00:00:00 -0400Mon, 26 May 2014 00:00:00 -0400sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comWed, 25 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/94435/Cooking-Bacon-on-a-Machine-Gun.htmlIt doesn't really get more 'Murica, f*ck yeah!' then a guy cooking bacon on the barrel of his machine gun, which usually takes about three minutes of shooting to cook it throughHow Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-94435/Cooking-Bacon-on-a-Machine-Gun.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94435.jpgCooking Bacon on a Machine GunIt doesn't really get more 'Murica, f*ck yeah!' then a guy cooking bacon on the barrel of his machine gun, which usually takes about three minutes of shooting to cook it throughHow ToCooking,Bacon,Machine,GunMon, 26 May 2014 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/93193/Humane-Head-Ripping-Off-Machine.htmlWhat with lethal injections not being all that lethal, the state of Ohio has now got to consider other ways to kill off the alleged criminals who are on death row. The Onion have come up with their own solution.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-93193/Humane-Head-Ripping-Off-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93193.jpgHumane Head-Ripping-Off MachineWhat with lethal injections not being all that lethal, the state of Ohio has now got to consider other ways to kill off the alleged criminals who are on death row. The Onion have come up with their own solution.FunnyHumane,Head-Ripping-Off,MachineTue, 22 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/93008/Lego-Video-Game-Cheat-Machine.htmlWhat do you do when you become hooked on a free-to-play app game? You could tirelessly spend every waking hour trying to rack up some points, or you could build an automated machine from Lego which taps your iPad all night long so you can collect all the points.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-93008/Lego-Video-Game-Cheat-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93008.jpgLego Video Game Cheat MachineWhat do you do when you become hooked on a free-to-play app game? You could tirelessly spend every waking hour trying to rack up some points, or you could build an automated machine from Lego which taps your iPad all night long so you can collect all the points.How ToLego,Video,Game,Cheat,MachineThu, 31 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/91610/Death-Metal-Washing-Machine.htmlLooks like this washing machine is possessed by the spirit of metal — so let us all bow down to our new rock god *devil sign*Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-91610/Death-Metal-Washing-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91610.jpgDeath Metal Washing MachineLooks like this washing machine is possessed by the spirit of metal — so let us all bow down to our new rock god *devil sign*EntertainmentDeath,Metal,Washing,MachineTue, 01 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/91450/Japanese-WTF-Machine-Gun-Girl.htmlJapan, this is just too much, there are plenty of things that you come up with that the rest of the world can tolerate, if finding a little weird, but not this. This is just one of those things that is way beyond our comprehension. Now where the hell can we torrent this movie?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-91450/Japanese-WTF-Machine-Gun-Girl.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91450.jpgJapanese WTF Machine Gun GirlJapan, this is just too much, there are plenty of things that you come up with that the rest of the world can tolerate, if finding a little weird, but not this. This is just one of those things that is way beyond our comprehension. Now where the hell can we torrent this movie?EntertainmentJapanese,WTF,Machine,Gun,GirlTue, 01 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/91446/The-Ultimate-LEGO-Machine.htmlThis looks like it's a little bit more elaborate than the traditional ultimate machine and definitely built with one sole purpose---To drive anyone who happens to use it to go totally insane. Problem is it's too tempting.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-91446/The-Ultimate-LEGO-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91446.jpgThe Ultimate LEGO MachineThis looks like it's a little bit more elaborate than the traditional ultimate machine and definitely built with one sole purpose---To drive anyone who happens to use it to go totally insane. Problem is it's too tempting.EntertainmentThe,Ultimate,LEGO,MachineSun, 03 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/89899/Dog-Versus-Fart-Machine.htmlIt's very rare that you'll let slip an air biscuit and not realise it was you. With this cute little dog it happens every single time it's master pushes the button on their fart machine. He definitely heard himself fart, but didn't feel a thing.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-89899/Dog-Versus-Fart-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89899.jpgDog Versus Fart MachineIt's very rare that you'll let slip an air biscuit and not realise it was you. With this cute little dog it happens every single time it's master pushes the button on their fart machine. He definitely heard himself fart, but didn't feel a thing.EntertainmentDog,Versus,Fart,MachineWed, 14 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/89226/War-Machine-Costume.htmlSure, this guy may never have had a girlfriend in his life but look how cool this costume is. It's got a rotating minigun and everything and takes a giant shit on any Halloween costume most of us have ever come up with. Still, we get to have sex.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-89226/War-Machine-Costume.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89226.jpgWar Machine CostumeSure, this guy may never have had a girlfriend in his life but look how cool this costume is. It's got a rotating minigun and everything and takes a giant shit on any Halloween costume most of us have ever come up with. Still, we get to have sex.EntertainmentWar,Machine,CostumeTue, 09 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/88898/Human-Powered-Freerunning-Machine.htmlIf Rube Goldberg was into Parkour he wouldn't build this machine, but that's the sort of lazy analogy that would be easy to make for this clip to. But we're not going to go there, oh no, instead it's like a giant human version of that Mouse Trap board game.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-88898/Human-Powered-Freerunning-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88898.jpgHuman-Powered Freerunning MachineIf Rube Goldberg was into Parkour he wouldn't build this machine, but that's the sort of lazy analogy that would be easy to make for this clip to. But we're not going to go there, oh no, instead it's like a giant human version of that Mouse Trap board game.EntertainmentHuman-Powered,Freerunning,MachineMon, 01 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/88799/U-S-Soldier-vs-Machine-Gun-Fire.htmlSweet Jeebus! This guy was hit four times in a gun fight in Afghanistan. His helmet cam died after he got hit a couple of times on the helmet, his Eyepro was shot off his face, and a bullet hit the grenade launcher he was holding which flew out of his hand. He made it home with no permanent injuries.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-88799/U-S-Soldier-vs-Machine-Gun-Fire.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88799.jpgU.S. Soldier vs Machine Gun FireSweet Jeebus! This guy was hit four times in a gun fight in Afghanistan. His helmet cam died after he got hit a couple of times on the helmet, his Eyepro was shot off his face, and a bullet hit the grenade launcher he was holding which flew out of his hand. He made it home with no permanent injuries.EntertainmentSoldier,Machine,Gun,FireThu, 20 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/88680/The-Inebriator-Auto-Cocktail-Machine.htmlNow this is the kind of technology that people want to see, a home made cocktail maker powered by Arduino that dispenses its signature cocktail "The Inebriator". Teach it to mix an Old Fashioned and it might well be the greatest invention ever.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-88680/The-Inebriator-Auto-Cocktail-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88680.jpgThe Inebriator - Auto Cocktail MachineNow this is the kind of technology that people want to see, a home made cocktail maker powered by Arduino that dispenses its signature cocktail "The Inebriator". Teach it to mix an Old Fashioned and it might well be the greatest invention ever.EntertainmentThe,Inebriator,Arduino,Cocktail,MachineThu, 16 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/88345/Mann-Versus-Machine.htmlThe boys from Valve have added a whole new team to Team Fortress 2. Where there was once just Red and Blu, there is now Red, Blu and Mech. A team comprised of nuts, bolts and microchips is challenging. Will you accept the call?Arts & Animationhttp://www.abum.com/comments-88345/Mann-Versus-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88345.jpgMann Versus MachineThe boys from Valve have added a whole new team to Team Fortress 2. Where there was once just Red and Blu, there is now Red, Blu and Mech. A team comprised of nuts, bolts and microchips is challenging. Will you accept the call?Arts & AnimationMann,Versus,MachineTue, 10 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/87992/The-Love-Machine-Music-Bandits.htmlHaving a summer garden party or BBQ soon? Would your event benefit from Mariachi Doritos raising the roof with classic pop trax? You bet your chimichanga it would! Doritos have just announced the launch of its ‘For Fun Add A Little Mexican’ campaign.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-87992/The-Love-Machine-Music-Bandits.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87992.jpgThe 'Love Machine' Music BanditsHaving a summer garden party or BBQ soon? Would your event benefit from Mariachi Doritos raising the roof with classic pop trax? You bet your chimichanga it would! Doritos have just announced the launch of its ‘For Fun Add A Little Mexican’ campaign.EntertainmentThe,Love,Machine,Music,BanditsMon, 07 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/87121/Duckface-Machine.htmlWow, this is a special pump that lets girls get that oh-so adorable duckface look, just put this over your lips, leave for a few minutes and then you get to look like a complete idiot when you looked perfectly fine before.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-87121/Duckface-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87121.jpgDuckface MachineWow, this is a special pump that lets girls get that oh-so adorable duckface look, just put this over your lips, leave for a few minutes and then you get to look like a complete idiot when you looked perfectly fine before.EntertainmentDuckface,MachineWed, 02 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/87093/Nawtie-Coke-Machine.htmlGive people a command and they’ll ignore you. Give people a command and put it on the front of a coke machine and they’ll lose their minds trying to execute whatever is written in that swirly white writing. Anything for a free drink, eh?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-87093/Nawtie-Coke-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87093.jpgNawtie Coke MachineGive people a command and they’ll ignore you. Give people a command and put it on the front of a coke machine and they’ll lose their minds trying to execute whatever is written in that swirly white writing. Anything for a free drink, eh?EntertainmentNawtie,Coke,MachineTue, 24 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/86953/Epic-Quadrotor-with-Machine-Gun.htmlHoly crapwad, Skynet has arrived! Drones are pretty scary things and drones flying in formation are even scarier but then add a machine gun to them and we're in Skynet territory and before you know it we'll all be enslaved to the master race of machines.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86953/Epic-Quadrotor-with-Machine-Gun.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86953.jpgEpic Quadrotor with Machine GunHoly crapwad, Skynet has arrived! Drones are pretty scary things and drones flying in formation are even scarier but then add a machine gun to them and we're in Skynet territory and before you know it we'll all be enslaved to the master race of machines.EntertainmentEpic,Quadrotor,with,Machine,GunThu, 02 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/85795/Washing-Machine-Destruction.htmlEver seen a washing machine commit a slow and painful suicide before being put out of it's misery with a brick? Well now you have! Another item ticked of the to-do/bucket list. You're welcome.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-85795/Washing-Machine-Destruction.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85795.jpgWashing Machine DestructionEver seen a washing machine commit a slow and painful suicide before being put out of it's misery with a brick? Well now you have! Another item ticked of the to-do/bucket list. You're welcome.How ToWashing,Machine,DestructionThu, 03 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/84452/Duckface-Machine.htmlWow, this is a special pump that lets girls get that oh-so adorable duckface look, just put this over your lips, leave for a few minutes and then you get to look like a complete idiot when you looked perfectly fine before.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-84452/Duckface-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84452.jpgDuckface MachineWow, this is a special pump that lets girls get that oh-so adorable duckface look, just put this over your lips, leave for a few minutes and then you get to look like a complete idiot when you looked perfectly fine before.How ToDuckface,MachineTue, 01 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/84410/FPS-Russia-Honkin-Machine-Gun.htmlHere's a lesson in how to chop down trees, but remember this isn't just any ordinary lumberjack, this the FPS Russia guy and he doesn't use a boring old axe, instead he uses a buggy and a honkin' machine gun. The result is total devastation & smoke.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-84410/FPS-Russia-Honkin-Machine-Gun.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84410.jpgFPS Russia: Honkin' Machine GunHere's a lesson in how to chop down trees, but remember this isn't just any ordinary lumberjack, this the FPS Russia guy and he doesn't use a boring old axe, instead he uses a buggy and a honkin' machine gun. The result is total devastation & smoke.How ToFPS,Russia,Honkin,Machine,GunThu, 27 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/84349/Lego-Rubik-s-Cube-Machine.htmlThis is a world where two toys collide, merging together to form awesome. There's only a certain percentage of the world's vast population that can complete a Rubik's cube in such a quick time, add to those illustrious ranks this Legomachine.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84349/Lego-Rubik-s-Cube-Machine.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84349.jpgLego Rubik's Cube MachineThis is a world where two toys collide, merging together to form awesome. There's only a certain percentage of the world's vast population that can complete a Rubik's cube in such a quick time, add to those illustrious ranks this Legomachine.EntertainmentLego,Rubiks,Cube,Machine