Strange Pets!

Some of these are cute, some funny, and some are just downright disturbing! It's interesting to see what some people keep as pets. A lot of people love their cocks!

As the old saying goes, "you don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire", if you did you might drop your stroke & run screaming into the night. I guess you could avoid the horror with a brown paper bag, or better yet, a Halloween mask :(

Although it's creepy to watch people sleep and it's creepy to stare at young girls, we trust the viewer has nothing but thoughts for the quality of beauty sleep these teenage girls are getting - NOT! - Sleep my pretties, sleeeeep...

WARNING: Looking at these images of church announcement signs out of context will leave you in a situation where you will never be able to look at one ever again without trying to figure out the wrong hidden meaning. Epic.

You may've thought your hair was pretty crap when you were younger, but it probably wasn't anywhere near as tragic as the ones on display here.

End of finals sorority parties are guaranteed to have lots of booze, lots of girls in their underwear and lots of outrageous behaviour. Sounds like great fun, so where the hell is my invite?

These girls seem to enjoy giving thong wedgies & the recipients seem to enjoy it too?? In a dude's world a wedgie done properly = blood and sh#t on your underwear & social death!

Sometimes you go out & drink yourself into a tinsel strewn, bed-sh#tting, marker-ridden, man-hugging mess - They should show these to kindergarten kids to scare them senseless.

Shame on you and your dirty mind, it's nothing sexual, unless that is of course you love cars!?! If there is one thing Americans do well it's make 'American cars' - Yep, automobiles that look great with bling'd-out, oversized wheel rims.

Some say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Some also claim that a fun Friday night is huddled up indoors playing board games with their grandparents. Some sarcastic defacement brilliance on a wide range of signs for your enjoyment.

For those of you who are without a girlfriend, don't despair, there's hope for you yet! Believe it or not not all of the cute chicks on the planet are taken, here's a salacious selection of some stunners!