Expectation Vs Reality

It's always difficult balancing expectation and reality, unless you sell fast food, in which case you just don't bother. Take a picture of a delicious meal and serve your luckless customer a pile of dogs eggs.

I'm not sure exactly what's going on here, but Britney Spears continues to contribute to the humor world with this fantastic collection of strange faces and cellulite!

Yes! Go grandpa, just because he's a tenth of your age does not mean you don't put that mofo to the floor, sport's sport, there's no fair play, just winners and losers, and who do you want to be? That's right, winners! ROFL.

Another collection of alternative illustrations for Prometheus posters, a couple of honey badgers, some Watchmen prequel comicbook cover designs, Conan, The Black Keys, Total Recall, The Phantom Apprentice and much, much more.

Stop your grinning and drop your linen and prepare for a total babe-fest overload! You can never have too many fine females to drool over, get ready for some seriously awesome babe appreciation material!

You can't have a good computer game show without some cosplay characters on parade brightening up your day and when that event is held in Tokoyo you just know it's gonna be a bit special.

I like to party, you know, everybody does! Well at least that's what the song says & if I'm in the party mood, which is pretty much all the time, then I like to be surrounded by hawt chicks!

Welcome to the world of weird & weirder inflatables that should never have been filled with ai.A mixture of rubber against their skin & giant plastic body cavities, I don't know which is more perverted.

They are out there. Waiting. Looking for any oppertunity to get into one of your personal photos and spoil them with their own special brand of posing. Be it a weird face, body part, or god knows what. Fear them.

Another week rolls round and you start to make promises that deep down you have no intention of keeping. 'I will never drink again'. Of course you will, you liar, you just need to wash the ink off your face and lay low for a couple.

Out in the wild these toys would be baby seals that had become separated from their mothers, fish, whale carcasses or, of course, rookie research scientists who've gotten lost or explorers who've left their food stash out all evening.