Bikini Party

Ain't no party like a bikini party. Whoever came up with this formula is a True American Hero. Girls, bikinis and water spraying everywhere. It's like one of Stewie Griffin's epic parties, but even better!

It's quite possibly more than any mortal man could probably take in one go, imagine, a double-dose of booty-bewb beautifulness! If you haven't got enough up in the front for regular cleavage why not try some booty cleavage?

Taking a bad-ass self portrait isn't as easy as it looks on everyone else's Facebook accounts, it requires a flattering angle, no incriminating objects or locations in shot and above all, no unsuspecting photobombers.

As my dad used to say, "let sleeping girls lie", or was that dogs, who cares! There's something mesmerizing watching a cutie cuddle up & close her eyes - I LOVE the total vulnerability of a chick when she is fast asleep.

Celebrities generally don't admit when they've had nips, tucks and bags of silicon placed under their skin. That's why it's so much fun to compare old and new pictures of them and pass judgement on their choices.

Some of the planets most atrocious fur fancying FAILS in human form. What at first glance might look like a convention for football mascots is actually a a hive of scum, villainy & sexual perversion that'd make Fritzl want to upchuck.

It's always difficult balancing expectation and reality, unless you sell fast food, in which case you just don't bother. Take a picture of a delicious meal and serve your luckless customer a pile of dogs eggs.

Partying is fine but unless you're partying hard there's really no point. It's like they always say: If you're not absolutely bombed then you might as well not exist. Everyone here knows that & follows that mantra to the letter.

Not having 20:20 vision might be a disadvantage in some ways but it's won't stop you from being blazing hawt, as any of these optically impaired turbo babes will demonstrate.

Pets are good at certain things, like licking their crotches, shedding on your clothes and getting under your feet before you manage to reach the lightswitch, but ask then to fix your car and they're utterly useless.

With the weather being so insanely hot we thought we'd try and cool you down with these babes eating popsicles. But thinking about it now it could well have the opposite effect and get you even hotter under the collar. Oh well, enjoy!