Expectation Vs Reality

It's always difficult balancing expectation and reality, unless you sell fast food, in which case you just don't bother. Take a picture of a delicious meal and serve your luckless customer a pile of dogs eggs.

The difference between a yawn-tastic photo & a sublime work of pure awesomeness is all about the right angle - Witness everyday normality transformed into abstract total wonder before your very eyes !

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

If you like lots of pictures of the same hot woman in lots of ever-so-slightly different bikinis, then we've got a real treat in store for you here. If this chick isn't a catalog model, then she's definitely got the skills.

As Cyndi Lauper shrewdly remarked, 'Girls just wanna have fun, oh girls, just wanna have fun. That's all they really want!' And when you're on vacation it's all about having fun, and these girls look like they know how to do that!

What's the one thing that you really look for in a female, think about it, yep, getting warm, it's a smile that can light up a dark room and make you feel special. You know i'm right, eh!? Aren't i?

Summer means hanging out at the beach (if you are lucky enough not to have a real job) and taking in the total funny eye candy of everyday people going about their, sometimes, weird, buisness.

Will there ever be too many gorgeous girls on the planet? If you answered yes to that question shame on your family, you may leave planet Earth now. If you answered no, then you're in for a treat!

MOM.....LOOK AT ME....LOOK AT ME MOOOOOOM?? Some people will do anything to gain their their parent's attention and in the process seriosuly hamper their chances of ever working in the service industry.

I've seen some oversize animals before but some of these are total nightmare fuel. A cricket that's big enough to chomp a whole carrot? A crab the size of a dustbin? Oh god. I think I just pooped a little.

It's official, Lilo has begun her 90 days prison sentence - I wonder if she'll join the 'Bling Ring' or become some big dykes sex slave, or start some nakie bitch fights, we can but hope!