If Your Dog Could Text...

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

Some self-shooting showdown of epic proportions as rival phone pretties put on their best poses (and smallest outfits) to outdo the competition in a battle of the bewts. It's pretty much what smatphones were made for.

I know what you want. You want to peruse a gallery of hamster glamour shots don't you? Thought so. Well, here it is, a collection of adorable fluffballs who have all been beutified and readied for their close-ups.

A collection of sexy, fit, flexible chicks in bikinis doing handstands! Even 007 is getting in on some of this action!

If you look around you, really closely, you might be aware that some people are not as they seem, using the energy of the universe, the 'force' to their own needs. They are really easy to spot, they all look like complete nedrds.

The amazing American actress proves that she can make anything look stunning just by being in the same vicinity - WOW!

WARNING: Looking at these images of church announcement signs out of context will leave you in a situation where you will never be able to look at one ever again without trying to figure out the wrong hidden meaning. Epic.

You find the perfect girl and you feel as if your future is set for life, you gaze at her across the room and wouldn't change a thing about her......*wait! It's then you notice she has extremely hairy arms and your dream is shattered.

The singer poses in tropical surrounds in her sun bathing clobber without an umbrella in sight. If you're a fan or just like gawping at celebrities in skimpy clothes, this gallery is well worth a look.

This stunning celebrity hottie could teach a course on how to make mountains out of molehills! Here she shows off some of her finer assets!

This is a GREAT experiment to try (on your own) - Even though a lot of the captions aren't that great after viewing a few of these, your brain goes into 'bewb' mode & suddenly you couldn't care less!