Expectations Vs Reality

It's always the same, isn't it, especially during the holiday season. You build up expectations in your head about how it will be and then the cold reality of 'how it really is' slaps you in the face. Sigh

The internet might be making the world smaller and bringing us all that little bit closer together, but it's still fun to take this piss out of each other every once in a while. Here are some examples.

If god truly existed then he would definitely be getting Hollywood to make epic movie blockbusters like these with Mr. Tiger Blood himself starring in the lead role, in fact ALL movies & TV shows would feature him!

We regularly scour the internet for the most babely of all of the babes. Here's a random selection of some of the most babely - Bonus babe points were awarded for suggestive poses and skimpy apparel. Enjoy.

Those poor people and their pictures. They probably spent a good 3 or 4 seconds of their lives lining up these shots, only to have them ruined in the most disgusting of circumstances. Another batch of pics ruined by the devastating photobomb. For shame!

Getting a tattoo might sound like a cool thing to do, but for god's sake, think about it carfully, make sure you realise that it's for life. And under NO circumstances will Edward from Twilight ever be a good choice for a dude.

You've passed out due to one to many root beers and your friends have taken the liberty of abusing your comatose body. Most of this abuse you wouldn't want to be awake for but fear not, there will lots of photos.

Sometimes you go out & drink yourself into a tinsel strewn, bed-sh#tting, marker-ridden, man-hugging mess, & here are those results! If they want to put people off drinking they should show these to kindergarten kids to scare them senseless.

It's weird to think that in the age of iTunes & MP3 playes that some of the younger generation will have no idea what an LP ablum cover looks like, for the rest of us it was an age of fun and really getting into the music.

It was a great party at the weekend (shame you don't remember it), wine, women & song flowed like it'd never end. Now there is the small problem about making it home, which sudddenly seems a looong way away, if you can still remember where it is?

Nature's always at it's best when it comes to the meeting of land & sea, talk to any surfer & they will explain in infinite detail the factors that come into play to construct the 'perfect' wave & all agree the tube is a work of beauty!