Expectations Vs Reality

It's always the same, isn't it, especially during the holiday season. You build up expectations in your head about how it will be and then the cold reality of 'how it really is' slaps you in the face. Sigh

Sometimes the 'one-in-a-million chance of this happening', happens to you. There are people whose entire job duty is to place adverts just like this and it's safe to say that some of them got fired. We salute you.

For some women, having the right set of genes is like having a pass in life. Men will always buy them drinks and food. All they need to do is flash bit of flesh and they're out of trouble.

How do some girls still manage to look cute with their heads stuck in the toilet?

It's time for a sumptuous helping of hand-assisted-asset maidens and their ongoing quest to discover the joys of themselves, friends and strangers all lending a helping hand to, what seems, a seriously perfect occasion :)

The nine Best Picture Oscar nominees have been given a LEGO makeover. Posters for Gravity, Philomena, Her, Captain Phillips, Nebraska, Dallas Buyers Club, 12 Years a Slave, American Hustle and The Wolf of Wall Street have all been recreated.

These enterprising drug smugglers have decided to make a run for the border disguised as a 'Department of Transportation' car with enough contraband for one HELL of a party! - Cheech & Chong couldn't have done it better!

Most of the time when people draw on street signs its pointless vandalism and the streets look worse for it but here are some of the rare bits of vandalism that are neither pointless nor unwelcome.

If you're overweight and struggling to shift those extra pounds, you more than likely just need some inspiration. Here's a gallery full of girls who made the shift from fat to fit.

http://www.slackernetwork.com/Stunningly-Surreal-Portraits-With-Real-Animals-celeb1078.html

I really don't know why I've never seen this before but why has no one tried girls covered in beer porn? I mean its a pretty bad waste of beer but the viewing figures would probably cover the beer outlays, brb registering girlscoveredinbeer.com