If Your Dog Could Text...

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

In a busy world such as ours it's no wonder that FAIL stares us in the face all the time, yet we fail to see it unless someone points it out to us. Once we have seen the wonder of subliminal FAIL it can never be unseen.

If you like your women flexible, then look no further. These ladies are all high-kicking bendy babes who can perform the splits at the drop of a hat. The splits isn't really much use for anything, but it does look nice...

There's a percentage of people who go "clubbing" who like to drink their own weight in cheap cider and then do dead shameful things in front of cameras. These people are commonly referred to as "Dicks".

We all have a soft spot for beautiful wildlife observations and this is no exception - Photographs this awesome are few and far between, so thank god that these were taken by people who didn't just dump the pic into Instagram and vintage it up.

A colorful collection of wasted chicks who still manage to look cute with their heads stuck down the toilet bowl & vomit coming out of their mouths! It's amazing there was still someone left standing to capture this with a camera!

It's just like the sequel to the popular children's book & movie, but this time with scantily clad drunken females - There's more ripping of each others clothes than ripping each others arms off.

Ever wondered what celebrities would look like with gigantic conks? Yeah, me neither, but thanks to photoshop and someone who has far too much free time, now we know! Just something else we have the internet to thank for!

So you wanna get an iPhone and be cool, hell, why not! Just as long as you read the 'Small Penis'....DAMMIT, 'Small Print' - Just be prepared to suffer the perils of Apple's auto-correct technology.

It's the most lethal combination known to any young teenager, the risks are just too high to take a chance. It might be uncool to drink and drive, but doing something as foolish as drinking with your buds is insane.

The wonderful thing about Facebook is the ability to troll and comment on your friend's intimate dirty laundry, so not only do your buddies find out, but all those people you've not spoken to since High School too.