If Your Dog Could Text...

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

Get it wrong and when your you mature into an adult people will question how you came to have some really unusual social problems when you are amongst your peers & friends.

Just like the world orbits around the sun and the seasons change, so do the days of the week eventually roll around to the dark winter of our discontent that is Monday. To help you pass through this difficult time we have laid on some LOLZ.

Getting a tattoo might sound like a cool thing to do, but for god's sake, think about it carefully, make sure you realise that it's for life. And under NO circumstances will Edward from Twilight ever be a good choice for a dude. FAIL!

This guy takes photo-bombing to a whole new level! It just makes me wonder how he knows where to be all the time - WTF??

Two of the best things in life. Beautiful ladyfolk and delicious pig meat. Obviously a combination of the two would reach dangerous levels of awesome. Weather it's a lady wearing bacon sushi or a rasher tattoo, it's all golden.

These girls seem to enjoy giving thong wedgies & the recipients seem to enjoy it too?? In a dude's world a wedgie done properly = blood and sh#t on your underwear & social death!

You meet a different class of female at conventions. It breaks the ice about conversation starters - you already know they are into the same thing you are. Genius.

Japan is the future and parts of it are stranger than a lot of science fiction. Where the men are schoolgirls, the schoolgirls are pillows and the women are being probed by tentacle monsters. It really is my kinda place.

Some people really do have a 'special' relationship with their pets. I'm not gonna dwell on how surreal some of these inages are because there is definitely something sinister going on. It sends a shiver down my spine!

If you think you're pretty good at 'Draw Something', think again. These guys are almost completely unbeatable. This is the sort of natural talent that the rest of us just can't compete with. Feeling humiliated yet? You will.