If Your Dog Could Text...

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

It's bloody Monday, again. Where in god's name did the last 48hrs go and how the hell did it come around so quick again? Fear not, it's time for an injection into you frontal cortex of the best pictures the interwebs has to offer.

What better combo could there possibly be?. There's something about a babe with a weapon, it instantly gives her attitude despite the fact she doesn't know how to take the safety off.

No one reads anymore, not when we have endless cat videos at the click of a button, so librarians need ways to grab our attention and make us want to pick up a book—and this is a great way of doing just that.

The singer poses in tropical surrounds in her sun bathing clobber without an umbrella in sight. If you're a fan or just like gawping at celebrities in skimpy clothes, this gallery is well worth a look.

There's always time in your day for chicas, especially when they all look like these babes, look at them all kissing each other & being silly, aren't they just adorable? Time to get a serious drool on!

It's not a gallery dedicated to a compulsive truth distorter but something far more surreal. If you ever visit Tokyo you might catch a glimpse of this girl if you are lucky laying down the foundations of her very own art form. Weird.

Remember when you were a kid & used to play in the schoolyard & girls would do things... well, for girls only!? Now we have grown up and found them 'interesting' it seems that sometimes those rulez still apply.

It's weird to think that in the age of iTunes & MP3 playes that some of the younger generation will have no idea what an LP ablum cover looks like, for the rest of us it was an age of fun and really getting into the music.

There's nothing better than a party & plenty of beer to bring out the best in chicks, it's the perfect 'cock'tail - Personally i like to remain sober for as long as possible then help clear up the chick carnage that ensues.

Eric Cartman might not be a fan of the Titian look but with the likes of Alicia Witt and Faye Reagan on their side, if you're not dreaming of daywalkers by the end of this gallery then I'll eat my hat. And dye my hair red.